yesterday was my second time experiencing phone flirting.. from the same nameless person that always calls up to look for my boss. while at the same time, refuse to leave his name. somehow, he knows mine. and claims that he has seen me before. i personally haven't the slightest idea who the fark he is.

normally, it would be flattering when a girl is lavished ANY kind of attention (yes including those psycho stalker ones). but trust me, this is not even remotely close to having ur heart aflutter. first of all he sounds like some old man - which is probably an accurate guess. like he's in his 40s. (sigh.. they are either to young or too old.. something is definitely wrong with me) secondly, he's just weird (yes everyone to me is weird.. but there is good weird and bad weird)... and most importantly, he has used the bane of all pick up lines.

namless irritating old flirt: you're chelsea right?
me: yes...
NIOF: i'm man u!
*cue dramatic music... DEN DEN DEN!!!!*

sidenote: if you really wanna get in my good books.. seriously.. never ever ever use soccer humour on me.

*cue the dark cloud that hovers over your head and rain on your parade - anime style*
*cue sweatdrops*
*cue the crows*

you can just tell how it irritates the shit out of me. following that, he said...

NIOF: man u will be champions this time round
me: we'll see about that..
NIOF: wah! let's bet. if chelsea wins, i buy you dinner... if man u wins, you treat me drink
(by this time i'm a bit put off AND scared)
me: ah! no need to bet lah! it's alright.
NIOF: wah so cute ah you! really cute.
me: *speechless*

he actually commented that i was cute like 3 or 4 times throughout the conversation. and the last time he called, he said 'oh yah... i have seen you before. young and pretty girl' FARK. you don't call someone's office to flirt with their employees!!!!!!!!! gosh! it's not like u're orlando bloom or brian joo. goodness... argh!!!!!!!!

and why, for the love of whatever the higher powers are above, must they ALWAYS describe me as CUTE?! why can't they say 'oh chels, u're so witty!' or something other than my physical appearance. or maybe 'hey chels, you actually look quite sex today'.

okie chels shut up. don't complain so much when you actually do receive compliments. some pple dont' get any at all.

in conclusion, i don't like phone flirts. unless i'm attracted to that person and am flirting with him back. but then again, NIOF cld just have a very joking nature... ~_~ NOT!











really thanks guys for thinking i'm cute. it's better than being fugly.